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Archive for April 2006

Kelly’s Departure – Pickled or Tickled?

April 28, 2006

Staying within my lastest trend and bad habits, I am compelled to offer you the same courtesy as the other departed contestants — and so let me begin my letter to you. Since you are “special” in many ways and since the schools in North Carolina apparently lack the ability or the means to properly […]

BuzzWord Bingo

April 25, 2006

Last week I was in a meeting and we were discussing some pretty important features to the project I am working on. This was an early meeting, before anyone had coffee, so our synapses were not firing as fast as normal. My project manager, LG, was directing his conversation to our architect specialist when he […]

An Open Letter to Ace

April 21, 2006

Dear Ace: It has been great knowing you and you will be missed. I could not believe you had the lowest number of votes, even though there isn’t anyone I know that voted for you. Your good looks and precious eyes carried you through for so long and the ride was something you will never […]

Flavia Be Teased

April 20, 2006

Coffee,Idiots,Cubicle LIfe More office dilemmas that are wrecking my day — We have flex hours at the office, which I enjoy immensely, so I arrive to the office around 6:30-7:00 am. Normally, I can stop at Starbuck’s to get my morning brew; but since they brew Starbuck’s coffee in our company cafeteria I can obtain […]

Summer Denims – Hide the Scissors

April 19, 2006

Denim,Shorts,Summer,Jorts Every morning I listen to the radio to hear tidbits of things that might or might not excite me. Inspired by these great outspoken voices, I decided to make a post about the do’s and don’ts of a particular area of fashion. I can’t recall the exact date of this radio segment, but it […]

Low-rise Urinals: Not Just for Kids

April 19, 2006

Urinals,Men My blog entry is about every man’s question when they enter the urinal, and up until recently, I was sure I had the correct answer. I will generalize the question at hand so every man can relate… You are out dining for the evening at any given restaurant and the urge hits you to […]

Bored? Lonely? – Read a Book!

April 18, 2006

Crime Discussion on Article A crime is usually just another crime, but it was the headlines that captured my interest this morning. The story is about a typical blogger who speaks about being most bored in his life but overall pretty happy (which sounded like me). Then the story unfolds to reveal not-so-similar like-ness to […]

Deep Thoughts by Me

April 11, 2006

I’ve only had a few thoughts this weekend. Lets see.. my first dramatic thought on Friday night was: @!##$%@$@#$ And then a few hour later, this popped through my mind: …. … .. … .. … After that.. I am not sure how long time passed, but I remember my next thought as being: ……………………………!!! […]