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Archive for May 2006

Tear Stained Letter to Elliott

May 19, 2006

5 Dear Elliott: I would protest that your lack of votes was a simple act of terrorism. I know I stayed up later than normal that night, pushing my redial button until blisters formed. Katherine made many more mistakes than you; in which she never humbly apologized to the song’s artist. She is less grateful […]

Kitty Eliminiation

May 14, 2006

I am on a roll with this Fantasy Idol game. Granted, I started playing mid-season so I am not going to have as many points as most, but so far I rank 20k — which isn’t bad considering I started at rank 7,267,434! As a recap… last week I voted Chris would be taking the […]

Sad Day on this Blogsphere

May 12, 2006

Well for my avid readers of my blog; I regret to inform you that I felt it necessary to remove all ALLEDGED posts relating to a certain person(s). Now, where there was no actual accusations made directly to me about certain things I MAY or MAY NOT have said, none the less I felt it […]

Who Are You? What Do You Want?

May 11, 2006

I, like most people, am a creature of habit with occasional lapses for spontaneity. Even on the weekends, I rarely stray from my usual routine. 5:00 am: Hit the snooze button. 5:05 am: Feel Taylor walking across the bed multiple times. 5:10 am: Hit snooze again and mumble a few unprintables while putting my feet […]

Gonna Be A Rough One

May 11, 2006

My normal pre-office routine begins and I arrive at the office around 7 AM. Normally I take the stairs to my floor, but this morning, in particular, I decided to use the elevator because I was drained of energy. I walk through the lobby, past the security guards, and I am pretty sure I had […]

My Mutant Powers – Revealed

May 9, 2006

Storm,X-Men I hap’d across this quiz I found on a random blog space and I thought it would be interesting for my readers to check out as well. It’s just a quiz that helps determine what X-Men you might be. Silly, right? Well take it anyway because if you are reading my blog, you are […]

An un-Notarized Letter to Paris

May 5, 2006

Dear Paris: Just because I picked you for my elimination vote doesn’t mean I do not like you. All it means, is that I knew you would be the one saying goodbye. As we viewed your "memorial" service last night as if you were dead and not just leaving American Idol — which in some […]

Pizzahearse

May 3, 2006

A news clip has changed my eating habits, yet again. In Tennessee, a young man is pulled over by a state trooper because his inspection sticker was expired. No big deal, right? The officer notices the guy is delivering for Domino’s as he routinely looks in the back seat of the Buick/Mercury type car (not […]