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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

How Could I Not Send It?

October 25, 2010

Why I was up at the twilight hours, not sure, however a buzz sounded off somewhere deep inside my brain and a light came on above my head.  Tomorrow was indeed Dixon’s birthday. I hadn’t heard from him in a while – indifferent in the notion, so I thought I might just send him a […]

I Can’t Believe I Said That

January 30, 2010

Which is usually what I end up saying to myself after a date. However the case on today’s date did not tell the same story. I found myself listening and observing someone on a first date repeating my bad habits. I found it refreshing, not because I enjoyed it’s wasn’t me being inappropriate but because […]

Let the Games Begin

January 29, 2010

So the first date of the year is upon me. Dread? Perhaps a little, perhaps a lot. I think the only thing different about my perspective on dating this year is I no longer get all wrapped up in the fear or being single. My attitude this year is: sure people suck, sure they do […]

Lost Puppy?

January 12, 2010

Ok so for the last four months I have had these kids in the neighborhood stop by ritually looking for a lost dog. At first recognition, this would seem like a sweet story and a sad little post about kids losing their pet; and it very well may tug at such emotions. Here is why […]

Martini Meme

January 31, 2008

From the Cult of Jef: 1. What is in the back seat of your car (truck) right now?IKEA purchases, undecided on where to put them since I am unsure why I bought them. 2. When was the last time you threw up?Oh I had the flu like something nasty a few months ago. Couldn’t hold […]

Who Are You? What Do You Want?

May 11, 2006

I, like most people, am a creature of habit with occasional lapses for spontaneity. Even on the weekends, I rarely stray from my usual routine. 5:00 am: Hit the snooze button. 5:05 am: Feel Taylor walking across the bed multiple times. 5:10 am: Hit snooze again and mumble a few unprintables while putting my feet […]

Gonna Be A Rough One

May 11, 2006

My normal pre-office routine begins and I arrive at the office around 7 AM. Normally I take the stairs to my floor, but this morning, in particular, I decided to use the elevator because I was drained of energy. I walk through the lobby, past the security guards, and I am pretty sure I had […]

My Mutant Powers – Revealed

May 9, 2006

Storm,X-Men I hap’d across this quiz I found on a random blog space and I thought it would be interesting for my readers to check out as well. It’s just a quiz that helps determine what X-Men you might be. Silly, right? Well take it anyway because if you are reading my blog, you are […]

Pizzahearse

May 3, 2006

A news clip has changed my eating habits, yet again. In Tennessee, a young man is pulled over by a state trooper because his inspection sticker was expired. No big deal, right? The officer notices the guy is delivering for Domino’s as he routinely looks in the back seat of the Buick/Mercury type car (not […]

BuzzWord Bingo

April 25, 2006

Last week I was in a meeting and we were discussing some pretty important features to the project I am working on. This was an early meeting, before anyone had coffee, so our synapses were not firing as fast as normal. My project manager, LG, was directing his conversation to our architect specialist when he […]